Five Things I Am Not, And Shall Never Be, In Favour Of:

1. Denim mini-skirts.
2. Repeating an outfit two days in a row.
3. Extremely chipped nail polish.
4. Dressing like a clone of your BFF.
5. Having long hair just because it's "more feminine". Wtf. Apparently Audrey Hepburn was butch?

So. I am officially old. Birthday yesterday was fairly good, as far as birthday's go, considering mine always usually suck.

This is a tiny update brought to you by a muffin and a large mocha. Mmmcaffine and sugar.